…but it’s dirty!

Places Bert finds out about stuff…

Uncyclopedia - Knowledge is 90% lies and 10% wrong. Or is it? Yes.
Marvin The Magnificent - Marvin Knows The Truth. Help him Guard Jen.
b3ta - Gods, I tells ye!
Homestar Runner - That Strong Bad is a man after my own heart.

Stuff that makes Bert’s furry little butt bounce…

Chewy’s Blog - he’s got a furry butt too.
Bark Bark! - I shouldn’t laugh… but I do!
Zieg Meeow! - Cats that look like Hitler. Classy.
Who the flipping heck is Number 1? - This Village. In Lego. Good work, fella!
I am Munkeh. Hear me Opp!. - I love munkeh, me.
Buffy is one dirty moo! - b3ta are gods amongst men. Not hamsters, just men.
Samuel L Jackson is so hard he eats coal and shits diamonds! - he cut you bad!
Shake it baby! And read it too! - Belly dancing librarians. Oh yes.
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Bunnycam - Furry little Noo Yawk bastards with their skinny latte carrots and diamond encrusted water bottles. Bastards.
Chips - After strawberries, I love chips, me. But they don’t make me cry, fer feks sake!
Lost sommat? Try here.
Sugarbush Squirrel - Another lucky furry sod from the States. All I get from that Burro bastard is a bloody strawberry. And some chips.
Mirror Project - I see you…
Vegetable Orchestra - That Burro fule will be trying to grow this soon, mark my words.
Poor Mr Morello - so many hardships in life. And she has sore feet.
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Mohair Fashion - just wait until hamster is all the rage!
The Perry Bible Fellowship - Ahhh, Angels shagging… who could ask for more?
Nice Cup of Tea… Put t’kettle on, will you.