…but it’s dirty!

Do you know what? I get some cracking spam here at Wild Burro Paddocks. All of it is caught by the WordPress filters and I nuke it before you ever see it, which in some cases is a shame. So to make sure you don’t miss out, I’m going to cut’n'paste the best ones here (all links deleted to protect the innocent, of course). Enjoy, my childer.

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You are right as always. Love your blog.
Ernest

Cheers Ernest - I only wish more people thought like you, you mad, crazy, beautiful fool, you.

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Ever wanted to know more about SQL hosting? No, me niether. Didn’t stop this guy from trying to help me out though. And he likes my work

Hi,I have been visiting several blogs people have created and its so much fun to read alot of good info about a lot of things. I was looking for info about my sql hosting and I think you have one of the best blogs I`ve ever seen !! If you have some time could you please check my link to my sql hosting. Thanks and keep up the good work.

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This fella sure is keen on the whole SQL thing! Still, as he holds me in such esteem, so I’ll let him off:

You´re one of my favorite people now. Great Blog! I’m sure glad I found your information when I was looking for sql programming thank you for the knowledge! If you are interested, please go see my sql programming related site. It isn’t anything special but you may still find something of interest*.

* I didn’t - what a shock!

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Dear Maggie - what the flipping monkey chuff are you on about?

Name: Maggie Savanah
What drill online casinos van .

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Dear Nora/Jessica - also what the flip? Stop emailing in tongues you big freak(s).

Marty like a solar cell At 65 he was considered the town eccentric online casinos Marty watches them for a moment loading up the water samples in the .

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Name: Fishing
Interesting thought on that one. I think I heard something similar the other day on another board. I can’t remember where though.

Dear Fishing (maybe there’s a clue in the name, maybe not - I’m no detective),
You can’t remember which board you read something similar to my interesting thought on? What a pity because it was an interesting thought, wasn’t it? (was it the one about 3 easy steps to world peace or the one about those nuns in see-thru habits?). Either way I guess it would have been on either the “World Peace” board or the “Nuns gone Bad!” board. Or what about the “I’m a big spamming freak in little blue pants and I live in a crab’s sandal like the freakzoid I am in little blue pants” board? Hope that helps, you gimp.

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Date: 3rd March 06.
This ‘Online Casinos’ guy has been spamming a fair bit recently and normally they are endless streams of meaningless words interwoven with links to his site. I now think that the ‘infinite monkeys’ law has begun to take effect as his latest comments is almost quite beautiful. Have a read and see what you think…

the radio off shaking his head in disgust glows dimly and the meter needles moves slightly

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Date: 9th March 06
Wow! Read this and guess what they were selling:

While in Birmingham, England, President Clinton saluted Frank Sinatra, saying the singer and entertainer “really did do it his way’’…

What do you reckon? Online gambling? Nope. Porn? Nope, but you’re warmer. He was trying to sell me viagra - something I don’t need using two blokes not noted for their need either. Genius.

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9)
Date: 10th March 06
Well fek me! Some odd religious spam now - you get the whole world at WB Paddocks, you know.

Declaration of Heaven on Earth!
Chant this prayer & we will have heaven on earth:
Dearest, greatest, holiest!
Please give us all, the full heaven on earth!
I thank you, & I worship you.

For more information, please visit [removed for obvious reasons - HB]

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10)
Date: 21st Sept 06
Wow! I’m a scientific genius now! Oh, it’s a spam email for a pharmacy & a casino. You lied to me Raznoe - I don’t think you like me or my site at all!

Name: Raznoe
This web-site is the coolest!
Now I dont have to feel so intimated by science!
Youre a genius! I think Ill visit this site often.
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