…but it’s dirty!

Flags! Flags as far as the eye can see!

If there are two of me, how come I still have a huge To Do list?

Under the grey sky
Leaves shimmer through wet grass
Autumn’s joy fills me

At last - a little stone bunny to call my own!

Do the To Do List update - check!

Come near me and I’ll cut your face off, you tit.

…drumroll please…

I am the Burro who came in from the cold - ain’t central heating great!

How much longer will it take? For bleeding ever, that’s how much longer!

Goulash? Ghoulish, more like!

Could the mistress end up under it?

… I wish my head had some USB slots for memory sticks…

Sometimes, it is a matter of life an death.

I say it’s a rhino’s eyeball. Or bollock. One or the other.

…and this slide shows the interesting use of the imperial flange nut on what would otherwise be a whole metric structure, which as we all know is just bonkers…