…but it’s dirty!

How’d that happen?

Take a man. Take a veg box. Take a blog. Add water and salt. And oil. With a pan. Actually, I’ve forgotten where I was going with this bit. Erm.

The trees are singing with joy…

See them, stroke them.

Ricey & creamy.

What’s green and tastes like nuts?

Wow! Eating our first ever crop!

Go on, give it a squeeze…

I just met a man who told me he had the squits last night. Too much info I thought.

…except on the interweb that is!

Someone has eaten the flesh!

Help stop Preston City Council building unnecessary homes on much loved allotments.

Where it came from and where it went to, nobody knows. Nobody but the poppy and he ain’t saying.

Is Jenny Falconer slim or boney?

Soon my beauties, soon you will be in my tum…